Well friends I have the ultimate what if question for you.Now this may never happen to you,and thats its the what if question.So if your given a million dollars tax free,what would you do.Now I like to believe I am realistic,but on the same note I am human.I know I would buy a house,with a pool,and jacuzzi,then open my own restaraunt.I would then pay off all my bills,then start a college fund for my boy,then bank the rest.Well what would you doif that would happen.
Mikey.

Ok so here we are and more of my half baked ideas,and probably some bad comedy,definitly a twisted sense of humor.Well ok I have posted my thoughts on underwear,which was well fun for me.But as I sit here,thinking about work,and different ways to make money in my line of work,which there are many different ways.But the question is simple,is there a Next Best Thing,and that can and will be answered in many different ways,whether its your current job,career,friends,relationship your in for now.Now we have all dated.So what is the answer,do we ever find the real thing,do we ever find true happiness,and no its not being out at the bar picking a that person who your goingto have a 1 nite stand with.So there you go,who are what is the real thing?

Well folks here is some time to take a look at some things I find to be funny.Now if you don't find it funny,thats cool,and I am no comedian by any stretch,just some things I think about.Ok so underwear for instance,lets admit not everyone wears underwear all the time,so you go commando.But for those of you who do wear underwear,us guys are simple at this,we have tighty whitey's,and boxer shorts,and then came along the boxer briefs,which I believe cameabout because of athletes.So we guys have 3 basic choices,now you ladies out there have way to many choices.Yall have granny panties,regular panties,both cotton,and silk,then you have bikini cut panties,and lets not forget the thongs,and g-strings,well thats all I can think about for now.Then you ladies have bras,and oh god forbid you leave the house without a matching pair of bra and panties,or do you go commando,but then if you do,does your bra match your purse,or socks,oh who cares.Then for guys your out in public,and your underwear gets stuck in your ass crack,oh well do we just play along with it,ordoyou do the Elvis,single cheek slide dance,or do you go to the mens room,and pick it out?Now for the ladies,how do you willingly put on a thong,does it bother you having a piece of cloth between your cheeks,or is it like going commando.Now for those of you who go bowling,I believe if a guy is wearing a thong we would be cut in half,for girls,yall don't seem to have that problem.Ok well thats it for now.
Mikey.

Well hello friends,it seems as though Friday the 13th is upon us yet again,and as some people are superstitous,which is cool,they think its a bad day.Now as there are as many days in the year,there are superstitions.Now I am not a superstitous person,like good luck,or bad luckon a certain day of the week,month,or year.Horoscopes I believe are complete crap,tarot cards,are about the same thing.I also don't believe in predicting the future,well the weather man for instance is a way overpaid guess guy.Do I believe the christian bible is true,well hell yes its true,its a book of great stories,so its true its a history book,someof which I do believe did happen,and the most of it did not.So there you go.
Mikey.

Well I figured I might touch on the topic of relationships.Now we are all in a relationshipof some type,whether its a friendship,or with a boyfriend,or girlfriend,engaged,or married.Now with most relationships they may come to an end,and we hope they don't.So what makes a relationship work,is it talking,or hanging out with the guys,or girls?Well I believe there has to be trust no matter what.Ok so now onto serious relationships between 2 people who are romantically involved,now I must say I am NOT for gay/lesbian relationships,but hey it happens.So what makes these relationships good,is there good communication between the 2 people,I prefer to use straight people here,because thats what I know.Do you as a guy do that special thing to make your woman happy,tell her oh babe your hair looks nice today,or oh that shirt makes you look great,or do you go up to her and give her a squeeze on her ass,and tell her,her ass looks great in the jeans she's wearing?Now for the girls do you do the same as above toyour guy?Now guys don't be embarrased to go Victoria's Secret with your lady,they love it,and the benefits will be worth it,they listen to us,when we arelooking aroundand saying things like oh that bra,and pantie set looks nice.You might be surprised when she gets themand models them for you.Ladies when yourman wants to get together with the guys and watch the game,let him enjoy the game,because the time will come when you want to spend time with the girls,and watch a chick flick,or Sex in the city.So thats about it for now.
Mikey.